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Maybe Old But Cool...(Maybe) Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going? Man: I'm going 2 a lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife... ::::::: Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror. Banta shouted: You are trying to see my wife!!!! Sit back. I'll drive.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Click Here to join Vinners Arcade for more jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ::::::: After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing? Clerk : Yes I saw u. Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u? Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u! ::::::: Meaning of WIFE, Husband asks:"Do you the meaning of WIFE? it means....... WITHOUT INFORMATION FIGHTING EVERY TIME." Wife on hearing this says,"it could also mean ...... WITH IDIOT FOREVER." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Click Here to join Vinners Arcade for more jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ::::::: Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court. Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame? ::::::: Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence . Student : WOW ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Click Here to join Vinners Arcade for more jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ::::::: Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide ::::::: A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. ::::::: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. ::::::: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Click Here to join Vinners Arcade for more jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed: "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age." ::::::: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Click Here to join Vinners Arcade for more jokes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did I like nut another to it send, do to better anything have doesn't that person a like this reading time sweet your took you since. (Now read it backwards!)

 

 

 

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