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KICK ASS STORYLINE

Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a typical teenage boy, wonders why no one has
ever decided to become a real-life superhero like the heroes in the comic
books. His friends at a comic book store told him that if anyone did become a
superhero, they would get their ass kicked. Lizewski fails at his first
attempt to fight crime, he is beaten, stabbed, and hit by a car. He convinces
paramedics to say nothing of his costume and pretends he was brought in naked.
In hospital for several weeks he is left with metal holding his bones together
which he says looks like Wolverine. He has also suffered nerve damage which
gives him an above average ability to take a beating. When he returns to
school his longtime crush, Katie Deauxma, seems more interested in him. His
friends explain she thinks he is gay and wants to take care of him. Lizewski
goes along with this in an effort to spend time with her. Lizewski remains
undeterred by his earlier setback, and ends up intervening in a gang fight
outside a diner. Dressed in costume and using two modified night-sticks, he
fights off three men. As the fight ends, a man who has been recording the
event on his phone, asks Dave who he is, and he replies: "I'm Kick-Ass". The
video is posted on the internet and soon becomes an internet phenomenon,
making Kick-Ass a star overnight.
As Kick-Ass, Lizewski sets up a MySpace account, so people can contact him for
help and is overwhelmed with responses. While spending time with Katie she
admits she was being harassed by a lowlife drug dealer, and Lizewski convinces
her to ask Kick-Ass for help. He investigates and ends up in an apartment full
of violent lowlifes who try to kill him. He is rescued by a costumed, sword-
wielding young girl named Hit-Girl, who kills all the attackers and then
leaves to join her father, whose alias is Big Daddy. Hit-Girl jumps across the
rooftops and tells Kick-Ass to follow her but he is afraid to jump, so they
leave without him. Later Kick-Ass is visited at home by Hit-Girl and Big Daddy
who have tracked him from his MySpace account. Hit-Girl and Big Daddy inform
Kick-Ass that they can work together, and should he need help then he should
set his MySpace status to "on vacation" and they will arrange a visit.
Meanwhile local crime syndicate leader Frank D'Amico (Mark Strong) hears of
the deaths of many of his men, with many people believing that the new star,
Kick-Ass, is responsible. In searching for Kick-Ass, D'Amico kills an
impersonator who he believes is actually Kick-Ass. Running out of ideas, his
son (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) offers a new idea. His idea involves him
becoming the new superhero Red Mist, and enticing Kick-Ass into meeting him.
At first, Red Mist attempts to lead Kick-Ass to a warehouse to be killed. They
arrive at the warehouse to find it is on fire, and the men are dead. Red Mist
retrieves secret surveillance footage and it is clear that Kick-Ass is not
responsible for the attacks. Red Mist asks Kick-Ass to call upon the help of
Hit-Girl and Big Daddy, and they arrange to meet at a safe house. Red Mist has
led his father's gang right to them. As soon as they arrive, Hit-Girl is
sitting on a window ledge and Red Mist shoots her, propelling her out of the
window and on to the floor below. Kick-Ass and Big Daddy are captured and
taken to a warehouse where the gangsters stage an internet broadcast where
they intend to unmask and execute the heroes. Severely beaten and about to be
set on fire, the lights are shot out and Hit-Girl starts a gun battle, killing
off the villains, but a fire starts and Big Daddy is badly burnt. Before the
battle concludes, he ends up dying of his injuries. Kick-Ass tries to convince
Hit-Girl to quit but she is determined not to allow the death of her mother
and father to be in vain and makes one last assault on the headquarters of
Frank D'Amico.
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